I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Actions speak louder than pants.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Fuck me I smell like cheese
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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