Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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