She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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