I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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