My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
last night I used snow as a chaser
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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