His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
