Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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