let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
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just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
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