Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
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We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
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