I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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