he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
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He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Two words: nipple clamps
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