I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
handjob tips. give me some.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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