Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
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when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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