: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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