so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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