please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
thus making me awesome and them whores
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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