Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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