Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Sober January is a disaster.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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