..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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