well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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