youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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