Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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