Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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