nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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