So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
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THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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