this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
accomplished twins. life is a go
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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