I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
