Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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