To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
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I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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