i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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