Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
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