the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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