we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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