Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
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But break dance skills will only take you so far
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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