i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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