Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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