Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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