Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
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I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol