Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
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Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy