you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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