You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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