she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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