We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
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I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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