no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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