I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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