so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
she pinky promised me she was 18
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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