i just had sex bonerless
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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