I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
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Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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