I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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