I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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