If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
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So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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