Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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