i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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