cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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