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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
My dick has a subreddit
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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