Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Randomize
