i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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