we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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