It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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